BATTLING BED BUGS IN CLEVELAND, OHIO
The blood-sucking terrorists are everywhere.
Cleveland 3rd in the nation.
Bed Bug Myth
They don’t getcha only when you’re sleeping as myth, folklore, exterminating companies and the government tell you.
They get you any time, any where, under any circumstance. They travel at all times of the day and night. They can do just as much damage in broad daylight as they can do at night. They’re not sleepy terrorists.
When they’re satiated they go back to huddle, while their multitudinous armies of comrades hungry for the blood of your nervous system are already planning their next hit.
Every time I see my dentist, just before he begins working on me, he says the same thing, “Now I’m going to torture you and you won’t feel a thing”.
The only difference between terrorist bed bugs who strike when you’re sleeping and those who strike when you’re awake is that you don’t feel the hit when you’re sleeping. When awake you feel the sting. Then the suffering sets in – long, never-ending suffering.
The terrorists are about to take over the planet.
What these terrorists don’t know is that I have a multitudinous network of antennae (for lack of a better word) that works in full operating capacity 24/7. Yes, even when I sleep.
If you’re a terrorist you’re on my radar. Bug or not.