Mohammed The Cow
Mohammed The Great Divider came back as a cow going to slaughter in the USA.
Would anybody, Muslim or not, try to find Mohammed?
How would we find him among so many cows?
Stop the slaughter of all of them and then it wouldn’t matter? You don’t want him to die twice do you? Such a horrific death? How’d he die the first time?
Anybody really want to eat Mohammed? Muslim or not?
Cows have tags. Give us the tag number and we can put a trace on him.
What’s the number?
How would I know I can’t see it.
Okay so there’s no number on the tag. That should be easy to track – no number. How many of those could there be?
I don’t know, but you don’t have much time to find that cow with an ear tag without a number.
How many ears does the cow Mohammed have?
I don’t know. How many ears do most cows going to slaughter have?
Maybe two maybe one maybe none.
Okay so the cow Mohammed lost the ear with the tag, that’s why there’s no number.
What does Mohammed look like?