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ASIDES

‘He’s Irish’

Ever notice how ‘Irish’ is an excuse for just about everything? For Irish boys and men, though. Not for Irish girls and women. And it’s the women who usually give the excuse for the men, rather than have to explain. When this happens, everyone nods and murmurs in agreement.

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ME

MY NEW COLOR CODE

Too bad the American Negro chose and demanded of the world that they be called Black, when their true color is brown. By choosing the black rather than the brown label for themselves they opened the door to competition south of the USA border. That was a huge strategical blunder. What were they thinking, that […]

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LAUGH

move the sink

He: Hey Sharon, are you Irish? Me: I don’t piss in the sink, no matter the position of the curtain.  

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IRISH REPUBLICAN AFTERGLOW

He: If she’s Irish she’ll do it. Me: If I’m Irish I won’t, just because you said it. IRISH REPUBLICAN AFTERGLOW