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LAUGH

It Won’t Kill You To Laugh At Yourself – It Might Cure You

Have you ever raised a person of a different species who doesn’t speak or understand your language, in my instance English?

All of my adopted children were/are non-human.

That’s what I do best – understand non-humans.

If I can understand non-humans, then why or how could anybody think that I don’t understand humans?

Me being one.

Where there is a language barrier, a more sophisticated mode of communication emerges – often presenting itself in simplistic but more profound ways.

Integrating human communication with other species communication is a gift that all animals share if they open themselves to it.

Maybe the lion doesn’t want to – maybe the human doesn’t either. But maybe the monkey makes two fools look smart by making them both laugh.






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LAUGH

Phantom Teeth

You know somebody flosses their teeth often, when they have a couple of extractions and still try to floss where the teeth used to be.






 

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ME

Forever In My Soul

Once you laughed with me,

and I thought it the most beautiful sound I ever heard.

I still do, and throw my head back in remembrance,

cherishing that time – forever in my soul.

~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight






 

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6 WORD STORIES

6 WORD STORIES – laughing about yesterday

SHe made yesterday today then laughed.

~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight






 

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EXPOSING THE BIAS

What You Laugh At Shows Your Prejudice

This is how Arabs show their prejudice:

They take the goofiest Jew on the planet and hold him/her up against the smartest, wealthiest most influential Arab on the planet and have a big laugh over the perceived discrepancy.

Arabs laugh a lot – at other races, cultures and nationalities and genders …. Especially when they’re in a group, men and/or women, laugh about everything. You move they laugh. You gesture they laugh, you speak they laugh. About anything, speak about anything. They laugh.

Chinese mostly refrain from public humiliation. When they do it in private, it gets ugly fast.

Japanese, when in a group, pile on with laughter at their target – anyone not them and preferably white – meaning Jew. The more public the better, and the more of them than you the better. That’s how stupid Japanese are. They think all white people are Jew.

Russians laugh at people too. They like to talk about you in front of you in Russian, so you can’t tell what they’re saying, while looking at you and laughing, shaking their heads up and down in agreement with whatever they’re telling themselves about you – bad of course. They can tell the difference between white and almost white and every shade of white. White is very much a color to Russians. All shades of all colors contain white to Russia.

Africans would be well advised to refrain from comparing white people to black people when they don’t have a clue about color. Even I’m laughing at that phrase ‘people of color’ that Africans dreamed up to make themselves appear superior to all humans and other animals, more worthy of handouts by the universe based solely on the perceived color of their skin. That’s all you got?? To make yourself superior, more worthy? The color of your skin? Got some skills? Something the universe wants? We don’t need any more violence skills, hit man, hit woman, pull somebody’s teeth out for us skills. There’s not much interest in that any more. It’s, how do I say, passé?

Black people in America laugh at people being burned alive. The color of the one being burned alive doesn’t matter when they laugh that peculiar laugh that sounds like they’re enjoying it.

Some things everybody laughs at. Some things are culture-specific and/or race-affiliated. The more everybody thinks it’s funny – across all lines – the greater probability that what they’re laughing at really is just funny. The greater the divide, the greater the harm to everyone.






 

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LAUGH

THIS IS HOW CONTROLLING MY HUSBAND IS:

I took the laundry cart out as a precursor to doing the laundry – only bedding today. He sees it before taking a shower and says what’s this cart doing out here? Don’t do laundry. I’ll do it on my day off.

I say I’m only doing bedding.

He says okay, then says no. I can do the bedding when I do my work clothes for the week. I’ll just throw it in when I’m down there.

I say, well leave the cart out.

He says no, I’m putting it back, as he proceeds to push the cart back into the closet saying I don’t want you to be tempted – out of sight out of mind. Relax, have some fun today. You don’t want to be doing laundry.

I’m writing something else on the computer and I say out loud: this is how controlling my husband is – blah blah blah – and I’m going to write it. We both laugh hysterically, because he’s a controlling husband and I’m a workaholic.

I say I’m going to write this and put it on our fat-site.

He said yeah, write it – we’re both still laughing. He said this is what they mean by no good deed goes unpunished.

I’m thinking maybe laughing makes you lose weight. Hm-m.

Better on a Sunday morning to be laughing rather than regretting something from the night before. Maybe that could help you lose weight too.

Maybe I’m onto something here.

~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight

OUR FAT SITE: https://fat-freechef.com






 

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WW QUOTES

OLD SHARON SAYING

“When your passed loved one makes you laugh, you’ll know they made it to the other side. When they make you cry, you’ll know they decided to stay”.

~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight






 

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LAUGH

NEWS FLASH on coffee

A moderate amount of coffee per day equals 1-2 cups.

A moderate amount is 1 cup?

What’s a small amount?