Jesus Muckme Twice!! I’ve gotta become a comedian to understand this Zelensky guy in Ukraine? What the hell is he doing? Challenges Russia to a duel? And then what? When nobody falls, hit ’em?
Where’s my writer, he says? At the end of the joke? Come on, where’s this going, really? Me up against Russia? The Homeland of all Homelands? OMG I’ve been screwed.
No more suits? Who said that? Who said look common? What?? A common comedian? Is there such a thing? Common Comedian? Who wants me to look like a CC? Closed Caption? CopyCat? OMG that’s sign for terrorist attack! Sharon’s going to kill me! I’m the CC. What? Who mucked me over?
WORD WARRIOR DAVIES-TIGHT™ 