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Phantom Teeth

You know somebody flosses their teeth often, when they have a couple of extractions and still try to floss where the teeth used to be.  

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BE WARY

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THIS IS HOW CONTROLLING MY HUSBAND IS:

I took the laundry cart out as a precursor to doing the laundry – only bedding today. He sees it before taking a shower and says what’s this cart doing out here? Don’t do laundry. I’ll do it on my day off. I say I’m only doing bedding. He says okay, then says no. I […]

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move the sink

He: Hey Sharon, are you Irish? Me: I don’t piss in the sink, no matter the position of the curtain.  

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HOW A JEW CHANGES

Not THIS Jew. Not THIS time. Not ANY time. From NOW on. So what do you want?  

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NEWS FLASH on coffee

A moderate amount of coffee per day equals 1-2 cups. A moderate amount is 1 cup? What’s a small amount?

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CHINESE LAUNDRY AD

Lots of racist jokes have been made over the years in the USA regarding Chinese laundries – and we all continue to laugh at them. I see this ad as “revenge is best served cold” by the Chinese. Actually, it’s so in your face funny and open, that it’s brilliant.  

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HIJAB – HABIT

  Muslims who wear hijabs look like Nuns who wear habits.  

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THANK GOD?

Ever hear an atheist say, Thank God It’s Friday (TGIF)? It cracks me up! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight  

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CAVEMAN???

WHAT? NO CAVEWOMAN??? ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight  

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CARROTS AND STICKS

Dangling carrots you’ll never get, while beating you with sticks? No thank you Hillary. I don’t like to be beaten with carrots or sticks. The line of difference always blurs. I want a candied carrot on top of an animal-free cupcake! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight  

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HARDBALL

It’s time to retire hardball. Everybody plays it–and all it amounts to–at the end of the day–all things being equal in a perfect world, without rushing to judgement–that it is what it is–been there done that–deja vu all over again–on so many different levels. When the other shoe drops, where the sun doesn’t shine, that’s […]

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CLEVELANDERS

I’ve been living in Cleveland too long. I get 50 views on my website and I think I’m going viral, going to the world series and the super bowl. Of course the world knows that none of that will ever happen, but we Clevelanders know it will.