Laughing Latinos Hey, why don’t Latinos speak Latin? Why call people from Spain, Latin? If all life started in Africa, then why don’t Puerto Rican’s look more African? If black traits are dominant, and if all life started in Africa, then why doesn’t the entire world look more African? If all life started in Africa, […]
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What’s Sex Like For Old People?
Sleeping in the same bed. It’s actually quite lovely.
You don’t have to eat teeth to grow them. You don’t have to eat brains to replace the one you say you have, but never use. If you’re using a biased gut instead of your brains to solve your problems or to demand something from someone else, that you could provide yourself, you’re always going […]
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Brits And Pity
Brits And Pity The Brits are always scolding people about pitying themselves. They don’t like it and they’ll put you down in a beat. But these same people expect the ones they beat for pitying themselves to pity everybody else. So pity to them is only okay when you’re not giving it to yourself. What […]
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The History Of The Great White Ape
If we all descended from the ape then what happened to the white apes? The black apes ate them, then they all went bananas. Then where did white people come from? Bananas.
Have you ever raised a person of a different species who doesn’t speak or understand your language, in my instance English? All of my adopted children were/are non-human. That’s what I do best – understand non-humans. If I can understand non-humans, then why or how could anybody think that I don’t understand humans? Me being […]
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Mohammed The Cow
Mohammed The Cow Mohammed The Great Divider came back as a cow going to slaughter in the USA. Would anybody, Muslim or not, try to find Mohammed? How would we find him among so many cows? Stop the slaughter of all of them and then it wouldn’t matter? You don’t want him to die twice […]
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Phantom Teeth
You know somebody flosses their teeth often, when they have a couple of extractions and still try to floss where the teeth used to be.
Alert: Cuss words used in this post. Do not read if cuss words offend you. Fake News Anchors Are Hit Men and Hit Women. Their job is to destroy you by putting you in the worst light possible, parsing words and taking everything said figuratively, literally, out of the context of intent. If you are […]
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THIS IS HOW CONTROLLING MY HUSBAND IS:
I took the laundry cart out as a precursor to doing the laundry – only bedding today. He sees it before taking a shower and says what’s this cart doing out here? Don’t do laundry. I’ll do it on my day off. I say I’m only doing bedding. He says okay, then says no. I […]
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move the sink
He: Hey Sharon, are you Irish? Me: I don’t piss in the sink, no matter the position of the curtain.
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HOW A JEW CHANGES
Not THIS Jew. Not THIS time. Not ANY time. From NOW on. So what do you want?
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NEWS FLASH on coffee
A moderate amount of coffee per day equals 1-2 cups. A moderate amount is 1 cup? What’s a small amount?
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CHINESE LAUNDRY AD
Lots of racist jokes have been made over the years in the USA regarding Chinese laundries – and we all continue to laugh at them. I see this ad as “revenge is best served cold” by the Chinese. Actually, it’s so in your face funny and open, that it’s brilliant.
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HIJAB – HABIT
Muslims who wear hijabs look like Nuns who wear habits.
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THANK GOD?
Ever hear an atheist say, Thank God It’s Friday (TGIF)? It cracks me up! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
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CAVEMAN???
WHAT? NO CAVEWOMAN??? ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
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CARROTS AND STICKS
Dangling carrots you’ll never get, while beating you with sticks? No thank you Hillary. I don’t like to be beaten with carrots or sticks. The line of difference always blurs. I want a candied carrot on top of an animal-free cupcake! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
It’s time to retire hardball. Everybody plays it–and all it amounts to–at the end of the day–all things being equal in a perfect world, without rushing to judgement–that it is what it is–been there done that–deja vu all over again–on so many different levels. When the other shoe drops, where the sun doesn’t shine, that’s […]
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CLEVELANDERS
I’ve been living in Cleveland too long. I get 50 views on my website and I think I’m going viral, going to the world series and the super bowl. Of course the world knows that none of that will ever happen, but we Clevelanders know it will.
