Blacks want more Whites in jail to balance out the numbers via ratios that now show black people to be incarcerated more often per capita than white people. Or, Blacks want fewer Blacks incarcerated either by arrest and release programs or by law enforcement ignoring law breakers. One might think that Blacks would want toContinueContinue reading “How To Decrease Black Arrest Rates”
Category Archives: LAUGH
An Overheard Conversation
Sharon expresses all of her ethnicities. We’ve never seen anything like it. Sharon who? Davies-Tight inaudible DAVIES-TIGHT Oh. inaudible. hang up Sharon. I can’t.
Laughing My gAs Off
Laughing My gAs Off Jesus Muckme Twice!! I’ve gotta become a comedian to understand this Zelensky guy in Ukraine? What the hell is he doing? Challenges Russia to a duel? And then what? When nobody falls, hit ’em? Where’s my writer, he says? At the end of the joke? Come on, where’s this going, really?ContinueContinue reading “Laughing My gAs Off”
Talk about Crosses To Bear
I’m not all white people. OMG What a burden that would be. I don’t know how black people carry it all. Talk about a cross! No wonder they cry so much! Cheers! Well lo and behold, I went looking for a picture of people carrying crosses and came upon the DONKEY CROSS. Did you knowContinueContinue reading “Talk about Crosses To Bear”
When The Brits Don’t Like Something
When The Brits Don’t Like Something It’s because they didn’t think of it first – they spent too much time in the debating rooms.
Anti-Semitic
We don’t care if you hate us. Then stop complaining about it. It’s a Semi-Tic. We can’t help it. Oh. SHARON LEE DAVIES-TIGHT
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Shot Immunity
I get the flu every year, even though I get a flu shot. Does that mean I’m immune to the shot?
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How Do I Spell Relief?
HOW DO I SPELL RELIEF? I found it!
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DIRT POOR
Dirt Poor I grew up on a dirt road. Does that make me dirt poor? Eventually the city paved it. Well, sort of. Laid some gravel and forgot about it. Couple years later, lay some tar on top of the gravel then press it into the tar with a big roller truck. At least nowContinueContinue reading “DIRT POOR”
Ops There I Go Thinking Again
I think I should be listed as an endangered species and protected under the Endangered Species Act. 28 December 1948 Endangered Species Act 48th Anniversary. Saw it on the calendar. Hey, that’s the year I was conceived. At 7 months in the womb I probably already developed my subconscious, unconscious and conscious thinking apparatus, givenContinueContinue reading “Ops There I Go Thinking Again”
Giving Orthodox Jews Nuclear Weapons?
Is like giving nuclear weapons to a band of Gypsies. Negotiating for parts? No disrespect intended toward the Gypsies, but nuclear weapons? Come on. Did the orthodox Jews in Israel build those weapons themselves? If not, then who gave the nuclear weapons to a band of Gypsies? A gift? somebody GIFTED THE GYPSIES? I didn’tContinueContinue reading “Giving Orthodox Jews Nuclear Weapons?”
LAUGHING LATINOS
Laughing Latinos Hey, why don’t Latinos speak Latin? Why call people from Spain, Latin? If all life started in Africa, then why don’t Puerto Rican’s look more African? If black traits are dominant, and if all life started in Africa, then why doesn’t the entire world look more African? If all life started in Africa,ContinueContinue reading “LAUGHING LATINOS”
What’s Sex Like For Old People?
Sleeping in the same bed. It’s actually quite lovely.
A Cooling Down Of The Gut With A Sidewinder Joke
You don’t have to eat teeth to grow them. You don’t have to eat brains to replace the one you say you have, but never use. If you’re using a biased gut instead of your brains to solve your problems or to demand something from someone else, that you could provide yourself, you’re always goingContinueContinue reading “A Cooling Down Of The Gut With A Sidewinder Joke”
Brits And Pity
Brits And Pity The Brits are always scolding people about pitying themselves. They don’t like it and they’ll put you down in a beat. But these same people expect the ones they beat for pitying themselves to pity everybody else. So pity to them is only okay when you’re not giving it to yourself. WhatContinueContinue reading “Brits And Pity”
The History Of The Great White Ape
If we all descended from the ape then what happened to the white apes? The black apes ate them, then they all went bananas. Then where did white people come from? Bananas.
It Won’t Kill You To Laugh At Yourself – It Might Cure You
Have you ever raised a person of a different species who doesn’t speak or understand your language, in my instance English? All of my adopted children were/are non-human. That’s what I do best – understand non-humans. If I can understand non-humans, then why or how could anybody think that I don’t understand humans? Me beingContinueContinue reading “It Won’t Kill You To Laugh At Yourself – It Might Cure You”
Mohammed The Cow
Mohammed The Cow Mohammed The Great Divider came back as a cow going to slaughter in the USA. Would anybody, Muslim or not, try to find Mohammed? How would we find him among so many cows? Stop the slaughter of all of them and then it wouldn’t matter? You don’t want him to die twiceContinueContinue reading “Mohammed The Cow”
Phantom Teeth
You know somebody flosses their teeth often, when they have a couple of extractions and still try to floss where the teeth used to be.
BE WARY
Alert: Cuss words used in this post. Do not read if cuss words offend you. Fake News Anchors Are Hit Men and Hit Women. Their job is to destroy you by putting you in the worst light possible, parsing words and taking everything said figuratively, literally, out of the context of intent. If you areContinueContinue reading “BE WARY”
THIS IS HOW CONTROLLING MY HUSBAND IS:
I took the laundry cart out as a precursor to doing the laundry – only bedding today. He sees it before taking a shower and says what’s this cart doing out here? Don’t do laundry. I’ll do it on my day off. I say I’m only doing bedding. He says okay, then says no. IContinueContinue reading “THIS IS HOW CONTROLLING MY HUSBAND IS:”
move the sink
He: Hey Sharon, are you Irish? Me: I don’t piss in the sink, no matter the position of the curtain.
HOW A JEW CHANGES
Not THIS Jew. Not THIS time. Not ANY time. From NOW on. So what do you want?
NEWS FLASH on coffee
A moderate amount of coffee per day equals 1-2 cups. A moderate amount is 1 cup? What’s a small amount?
CHINESE LAUNDRY AD
Lots of racist jokes have been made over the years in the USA regarding Chinese laundries – and we all continue to laugh at them. I see this ad as “revenge is best served cold” by the Chinese. Actually, it’s so in your face funny and open, that it’s brilliant.
HIJAB – HABIT
Muslims who wear hijabs look like Nuns who wear habits.
THANK GOD?
Ever hear an atheist say, Thank God It’s Friday (TGIF)? It cracks me up! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
CAVEMAN???
WHAT? NO CAVEWOMAN??? ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
CARROTS AND STICKS
Dangling carrots you’ll never get, while beating you with sticks? No thank you Hillary. I don’t like to be beaten with carrots or sticks. The line of difference always blurs. I want a candied carrot on top of an animal-free cupcake! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
HARDBALL
It’s time to retire hardball. Everybody plays it–and all it amounts to–at the end of the day–all things being equal in a perfect world, without rushing to judgement–that it is what it is–been there done that–deja vu all over again–on so many different levels. When the other shoe drops, where the sun doesn’t shine, that’sContinueContinue reading “HARDBALL”
CLEVELANDERS
I’ve been living in Cleveland too long. I get 50 views on my website and I think I’m going viral, going to the world series and the super bowl. Of course the world knows that none of that will ever happen, but we Clevelanders know it will.