Sleeping in the same bed. It’s actually quite lovely.
You don’t have to eat teeth to grow them. You don’t have to eat brains to replace the one you say you have, but never use. If you’re using a biased gut instead of your brains to solve your problems or to demand something from someone else, that you could provide yourself, you’re always going […]
Brits And Pity The Brits are always scolding people about pitying themselves. They don’t like it and they’ll put you down in a beat. But these same people expect the ones they beat for pitying themselves to pity everybody else. So pity to them is only okay when you’re not giving it to yourself. What […]
If we all descended from the ape then what happened to the white apes? The black apes ate them, then they all went bananas. Then where did white people come from? Bananas.
Have you ever raised a person of a different species who doesn’t speak or understand your language, in my instance English? All of my adopted children were/are non-human. That’s what I do best – understand non-humans. If I can understand non-humans, then why or how could anybody think that I don’t understand humans? Me being […]
Mohammed The Cow Mohammed The Great Divider came back as a cow going to slaughter in the USA. Would anybody, Muslim or not, try to find Mohammed? How would we find him among so many cows? Stop the slaughter of all of them and then it wouldn’t matter? You don’t want him to die twice […]
You know somebody flosses their teeth often, when they have a couple of extractions and still try to floss where the teeth used to be.
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I took the laundry cart out as a precursor to doing the laundry – only bedding today. He sees it before taking a shower and says what’s this cart doing out here? Don’t do laundry. I’ll do it on my day off. I say I’m only doing bedding. He says okay, then says no. I […]
He: Hey Sharon, are you Irish? Me: I don’t piss in the sink, no matter the position of the curtain.
Not THIS Jew. Not THIS time. Not ANY time. From NOW on. So what do you want?
A moderate amount of coffee per day equals 1-2 cups. A moderate amount is 1 cup? What’s a small amount?
Lots of racist jokes have been made over the years in the USA regarding Chinese laundries – and we all continue to laugh at them. I see this ad as “revenge is best served cold” by the Chinese. Actually, it’s so in your face funny and open, that it’s brilliant.
Muslims who wear hijabs look like Nuns who wear habits.
Ever hear an atheist say, Thank God It’s Friday (TGIF)? It cracks me up! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
WHAT? NO CAVEWOMAN??? ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
Dangling carrots you’ll never get, while beating you with sticks? No thank you Hillary. I don’t like to be beaten with carrots or sticks. The line of difference always blurs. I want a candied carrot on top of an animal-free cupcake! ~ Sharon Lee Davies-Tight
It’s time to retire hardball. Everybody plays it–and all it amounts to–at the end of the day–all things being equal in a perfect world, without rushing to judgement–that it is what it is–been there done that–deja vu all over again–on so many different levels. When the other shoe drops, where the sun doesn’t shine, that’s […]
I’ve been living in Cleveland too long. I get 50 views on my website and I think I’m going viral, going to the world series and the super bowl. Of course the world knows that none of that will ever happen, but we Clevelanders know it will.