Category Archives: LAUGH

Where Do I Want To Live?

Somebody asked me, “Sharon where do you really want to live?” On the White House property. Build me a house for me, Steve and Lilly Belle and 3 ducks. Make it big enough to house several sleepover guests who will be family from time to time, visitors, okay. Full chef’s kitchen minus animal utilities? BuildContinueContinue reading “Where Do I Want To Live?”

How To Decrease Black Arrest Rates

Blacks want more Whites in jail to balance out the numbers via ratios that now show black people to be incarcerated more often per capita than white people. Or, Blacks want fewer Blacks incarcerated either by arrest and release programs or by law enforcement ignoring law breakers. One might think that Blacks would want toContinueContinue reading “How To Decrease Black Arrest Rates”

Laughing My gAs Off

Laughing My gAs Off Jesus Muckme Twice!! I’ve gotta become a comedian to understand this Zelensky guy in Ukraine? What the hell is he doing? Challenges Russia to a duel? And then what? When nobody falls, hit ’em? Where’s my writer, he says? At the end of the joke? Come on, where’s this going, really?ContinueContinue reading “Laughing My gAs Off”

Talk about Crosses To Bear

I’m not all white people. OMG What a burden that would be. I don’t know how black people carry it all. Talk about a cross! No wonder they cry so much! Cheers! Well lo and behold, I went looking for a picture of people carrying crosses and came upon the DONKEY CROSS. Did you knowContinueContinue reading “Talk about Crosses To Bear”

Ops There I Go Thinking Again

I think I should be listed as an endangered species and protected under the Endangered Species Act. 28 December 1948 Endangered Species Act 48th Anniversary. Saw it on the calendar. Hey, that’s the year I was conceived. At 7 months in the womb I probably already developed my subconscious, unconscious and conscious thinking apparatus, givenContinueContinue reading “Ops There I Go Thinking Again”

Giving Orthodox Jews Nuclear Weapons?

Is like giving nuclear weapons to a band of Gypsies. Negotiating for parts? No disrespect intended toward the Gypsies, but nuclear weapons? Come on. Did the orthodox Jews in Israel build those weapons themselves? If not, then who gave the nuclear weapons to a band of Gypsies? A gift? somebody GIFTED THE GYPSIES? I didn’tContinueContinue reading “Giving Orthodox Jews Nuclear Weapons?”

LAUGHING LATINOS

Laughing Latinos Hey, why don’t Latinos speak Latin? Why call people from Spain, Latin? If all life started in Africa, then why don’t Puerto Rican’s look more African? If black traits are dominant, and if all life started in Africa, then why doesn’t the entire world look more African? If all life started in Africa,ContinueContinue reading “LAUGHING LATINOS”

A Cooling Down Of The Gut With A Sidewinder Joke

You don’t have to eat teeth to grow them. You don’t have to eat brains to replace the one you say you have, but never use. If you’re using a biased gut instead of your brains to solve your problems or to demand something from someone else, that you could provide yourself, you’re always goingContinueContinue reading “A Cooling Down Of The Gut With A Sidewinder Joke”

Brits And Pity

Brits And Pity The Brits are always scolding people about pitying themselves. They don’t like it and they’ll put you down in a beat. But these same people expect the ones they beat for pitying themselves to pity everybody else. So pity to them is only okay when you’re not giving it to yourself. WhatContinueContinue reading “Brits And Pity”

It Won’t Kill You To Laugh At Yourself – It Might Cure You

Have you ever raised a person of a different species who doesn’t speak or understand your language, in my instance English? All of my adopted children were/are non-human. That’s what I do best – understand non-humans. If I can understand non-humans, then why or how could anybody think that I don’t understand humans? Me beingContinueContinue reading “It Won’t Kill You To Laugh At Yourself – It Might Cure You”

Mohammed The Cow

Mohammed The Cow Mohammed The Great Divider came back as a cow going to slaughter in the USA. Would anybody, Muslim or not, try to find Mohammed? How would we find him among so many cows? Stop the slaughter of all of them and then it wouldn’t matter? You don’t want him to die twiceContinueContinue reading “Mohammed The Cow”

BE WARY

Alert: Cuss words used in this post. Do not read if cuss words offend you. Fake News Anchors Are Hit Men and Hit Women. Their job is to destroy you by putting you in the worst light possible, parsing words and taking everything said figuratively, literally, out of the context of intent. If you areContinueContinue reading “BE WARY”

THIS IS HOW CONTROLLING MY HUSBAND IS:

I took the laundry cart out as a precursor to doing the laundry – only bedding today. He sees it before taking a shower and says what’s this cart doing out here? Don’t do laundry. I’ll do it on my day off. I say I’m only doing bedding. He says okay, then says no. IContinueContinue reading “THIS IS HOW CONTROLLING MY HUSBAND IS:”